update (ik post updates vanaf nu in dit topic en pa telkens de threadtitel aan):
<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape
<toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left overs from a broken vacuum cleaner
e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky
<kt> i need a job, badly.
<kt> maybe i should hang out with some black people
<kt> i mean go to the unemployment office.
<tak> if i move to canada ill be so rich
<tak> cause your money sucks
<disco-stu> yep
<disco-stu> but at least our country doesnt!
<tak> haha
<Ped> haha
<vivid> haha
<aj> haha
<blakangel> haha
<+Fro`> flea markets have black people?
<+santa|> Fro` yeah, cheap too
<[e]-Punk> hang on my room is on fire
<[e]-Punk> brb
<calif> dude i definatly spend too much time on irc, lol
<Marl3y> yeah, at around 10 last night I went downstairs to get something to eat, and my mom was in the kitchen and goes ... "whoa, you still live here?"
<parnbl00d> I've been questioning my sexuality for a while, but my family's all conservative and stuff, so I don't wanna come out with it to them
<naga> parn: go to goatse.cx
* parnbl00d goes
<parnbl00d> thanks, that'll keep me straight for the next 20 years
<naga> no problem
<Phillip> hi ex-wife
<Phillip> whats up
<FullySedated> my dick
<FullySedated> why?
<Phillip> never say that again
<codewolf> I need a new toy, I've played with this one enough
<codewolf> maybe a Z4
<Teatime> Or a miata.
<Teatime> codewolf: A ferrari.
<Teatime> Or an RUF Porsche
<fluffy> Teatime: or he could just save a lot of money and get a sign that says "im insecure about the size of my penis."
<AOG> http://Jake.youaremyfriend.com
<Jake> http://Who.Thehellareyou.com ?
<Gwynidon> OMG! MY SISTER HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT
<Morni> LOL
<Jakeb> I swear, I didn't know she was your sister
<Jakeb> >>
<Jakeb> <<
<Jakeb> reflex....
<Jakeb> ^^;
<seg> I just spent 10 minutes checking my keyboard connections only to find that i had been typing my root password in an irc channel instead of the ssh window.
Dough Girl7777: my grandma is funny
CherryOnion1979: okay
Dough Girl7777: she tries to spoil me, but she has like no money, so she gives me plants
Dough Girl7777: and she gets all excited when she gives em to me
<Swap_File> explosives + Lan party + flare gun = broken toilet, and report of "fireworks display" on the police radio
<einzeln> has anyone ever noticed that when you talk to people online, for some reason by the way they type they just seem like a MORON?
<BuCkWhEaT> before poop: (_*_)
<BuCkWhEaT> after poop: (_O_)
* einzeln coughs
<einzeln> ....
<Gareth>: i was tryin to make a face in real life while at the doctors, and all these handicaps walked in while i was doing it
<Gareth>: and they sat down next to me, and started stroking my head and stuff, saying, "friend, friend"
<Gareth>: Thats When i Realised.........
<Bill>: .......yes.......what did u realise
<Gareth>: I Fucken realised there were a bunch of retards stroking my head!!!
<feste_> I had a traditional thanks giving..invited the neighbors over for dinner..then killed them and took their land!!
<Fenris> Man..
<Fenris> I need to get a monitor
<W1N9Zr0> yeah, stop guessing what's on the screen
<Ace073> wtf
<Ace073> i was just watching australia idol and they called it 'straya nidol'
<Ace073> wtf!!
<Ace073> why perpetuate the idea that we're hillbillies?
<Ace073> freakin south africa doesnt come on tv and say 'BLACK PEEPLE GTFO'
<Montana> Dude, thats so gay.
<Ace073> i know.. why dont we just rename the stupid continent Straya >_<
<Montana> No
<Montana> I mean
<Montana> You watch Australia Idol
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