De mopjespaal

Admin Number of posts : 407 Age : 39 Registration date : 2006-04-17

let's post some jokes up here aye?

for starters :

Finding the difference between Potentially and Realistically...

Johnny came home from school and went to his dad.

"Dad" he said "I have to find out the difference between potentially and realistically."

His dad thought about it for a moment and replied "Go ask your mom if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister and finally ask your brother."

So Johnny went to ask his mother. "Mom, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Yes, I could send you kids to a good School with that money." his mom replied.

Then he asked his sister. "Yes! Brad Pitt is so hot!" she said.

Finally he asked his brother and he replied. "Yes, do you know how much stuff I could buy with that much money?"

Johnny thought about it for a few days, then his dad asked him "Well son, did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

"Yes, I think I did." he replied. "Potentially you and I are sitting on three million dollars, realistically we're living with two whores and a queer."

Coconuts? -Nah I already went bananas!

(homemade jokes fuck

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Tuttermuts wrote:: Coconuts? -Nah I already went bananas!

(homemade jokes )

you are sick poke

Wat zegt ne pirate als hij de klein manne vant tschool gaat halen?

GET IN THE CAAAAAARRRRR!

Gekregen van onzere maat Birt

Voila !!
Weer één der wereldproblemen opgelost door Pirates.
Moeten er nog meer bewijzen zijn ?
Voor mij alvast niet !! Wink

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=232

This maar dat get weet gij allen! lol

conversatie tussen twee kerels die mekaar tegen komen:

1: Zeg moete nu iswa weten, kheb gisteren menne piet in de fik gestoken.
2: No way?! En deed da zeer?
1: Ja weetikveel, moete aan de fik vragen he.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoXgRtDysLY

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=wC2Y7RzLF3I

Som'tin' funny dat ik net ben tegengekomen...

De mopjespaal 0pbf22048bc-today_is_my_birthday

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=tt8bJdmUlSo

Klassieker ! lol!

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=lCoMC1kFExw&NR=1

echt waar!

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdrK78VydM&mode=related&search=

Urbanus roelt zooooo hard !!! YAARRR

"En omdat jullie zo braaf geweest zijn, krijgen jullie vandaag maar een half pakske slaag !"

Vooral plat gelegen met de 'Mortal Kombat'-spoof

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/

crows nest Number of posts : 140 Registration date : 2006-06-26

A visiting music lover wanders into a back alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs.

"Twelve dollars for the rat, sir," Says the shop owner, "and a thousand dollars more for the story behind it."

"You can keep the story, old man," He replies, "But I'll take the rat."

The transaction complete, the tourist leaves the store with the bronze rat under his arm. As he crosses the street in front of the store, two live rats emerge from a sewer drain and fall into step behind him. Nervously looking over his shoulder, he begins to walk faster, but every time he passes another sewer drain, more rats come out and follow him.

By the time he's walked two blocks, at least a hundred rats are at his heels, and people begin to point and shout. He walks even faster, and soon breaks into a trot as multitudes of rats swarm from sewers, basements, vacant lots, and abandoned cars. Rats by the thousands are at his heels, and as he sees the waterfront at the bottom of the hill, he panics and starts to run full tilt. No matter how fast he runs, the rats keep up, squealing hideously, now not just thousands but millions, so that by the time he comes rushing up to the water's edge a trail of rats twelve city blocks long is behind him.

Making a mighty leap, he jumps up onto a light post, grasping it with one arm while he hurls the bronze rat into San Francisco Bay with the other, as far as he can heave it. Pulling his legs up and clinging to the light post, he watches in amazement as the seething tide of rats surges over the breakwater into the sea, where they drown. Shaken and mumbling, he makes his way back to the antique shop.

"Ah, so you've come back for the rest of the story," Says the owner.

"No," says the music lover, "I was wondering if you have a bronze Electric Guitar Player."

crows nest Number of posts : 162 Registration date : 2006-12-14

Op mijn werk werd een soortgelijke joke verteld, maar de clue was een beeldje van een Marokkaan... Not so funny.

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=rjbwHo1kNTU&mode=related&search=

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=EjqtG8kglrw&mode=related&search=